today, i woke up, and on my way to tend to my bladder, i saw a small earthworm on the floor. i bent down and squinted at it...
it has been raining a lot the last couple of days... but geez, where did this guy come from?
i asked him if he would contribute his share to the rent.
he squiggled and refused, so i had to throw him out into the garden.
i simply can't have any free loading earthworms living with me....