tonight it has been confirmed that i am a well nurtured wisconsinite. i won at both pool and fooze ball. my competition would tell you that the games where close, but all that matters is the end score. as a sage elford once told me "almost only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades..."
i enjoyed the bathroom at little chichuchuchuuula due to the bowl type sink and banana seat faucet. although my bladder almost burst right there at the cash register while i was waiting. and they put onions in the quesadilla... which i think was to simply dilute the carnitas. unacceptable. and? do you think that it's weird when chic fashionie shops smell of goodwill? geez. could have at least sprung for a citronella candle or shomething...
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they smell that way because they pay someone to peruse goodwill looking for "retro-chic" clothing and then sell it for a gazillion times what you would pay at goodwill. thats my theory anyway...
ReplyDeleteyou BARELY won. in fact, i am pretty sure you cheated one very cute texan out of those wins.
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