Maan!
If I cut onions with my contacts in ,.,., no problem.
Without my contacts ,.,.,. waaaa!

And?!!
This morning, I got scolded / schooled about my internet personality, vs. my work personality, specifically in regards to when searching for a new job ((yesh, I'm searching, searching, searching)), and all I could do was:
"blink, blink, 'what personality?' blink, blink,..."