Right now, I'm typing with my mittens on, because it is soo cold.
Last week I was pretending to be apollo onho, and managed to get the two most impressive blisters ever. One went clear down to the dermis, and beyond. And that's my new thing, ya know, the dermis. And the other blister was so huge I could actually measure it with the tape measure. It yielded so much fluid I thought it was a cactus.
I haven't been doing a very good job keeping up with my bathrooms. And now so much time has elapsed, I'm not sure that I can remember them all.
They must have remodeled Cafe Flore's in the recent years, as it looks quite nice, and not at all what I originally remember. Great space saving door, and tiles on the walls. Feels reminiscent of bathroom on a train or other form of transportation.
RC said that Gialina's was a little scary, like a prison toilet. I snickered, but was so sad when the pizza was too soggy.
Speaking of soggy. Oh Paxti, I should have known. Shame on me. Although your bathroom was cleanish, you gave us some cockamimi dimensional measurement explanation as to why you delivered us the wrong pizza. Which by the way, was not pizza. More like a hybrid fusion of eggless quiche and casserole. No thank you.
Speaking of soggy liars, while I digress from bathrooms... Although the logo for moussys was so cute, and the place had a cozy basement feel, I left feeling so dirty. The executive chef ((ultra entertaining title, when the place seemed to consist of a grand total of two....)) looked me dead into the face and said, "our burger is awesome." It was, in a word, soggiferous. This horrific lie inspired me to start generating a list of topics which are kosher to lie about. Marital status, age, anything on your tax forms, etc. But lie about burgers. Blasphemous. The salad which partnered with the sardines was good, but no where near being able to redeem the burger transgressions.
But don't fret. The burger at Nopa is good, no sog, no lies. I was meandering for the bathroom and found the pastry region. Almost ran right into their Hobart mixer. Nice bathroom, with communal trough sinks. Are they dated, or do they still look sleek?

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